Coach in Shock Rumour!

Our coach Sally Davies was spending a weekend in Rome. It's a pity she was away from her partner considering Rome is known as the City of Love.

However, it transpires that Davies wasn't alone in the city of Jason "Come on NEWARK!!" Feehily was also in Rome.

Rumurs abound and when confronted over text message Feehily had this to say "I'll let her know when she gets out of the shower".

The second team is in shock over these wild rumours, they can not believe that Davies could stoop so low!! At least Feehily is guaranteed a starting place next week.

Team Play

Don't worry the title of "Team Play" doesn't mean having a shower with 'Jazz Hands' Yearsley!

We've always said from the beginning of the season that as long as the team plays well and...like a team...it doesn't matter about the result. The team play, calling, passing and running for each other is getting better and better each week.

We've still lost only one league game and are still in the hunt for promotion. The bottom three teams now await us in out next three games....so plenty of opportunity to wipe this weeks defeat from out minds.

Joshua 10:25

And Joshua said unto them, Fear not, nor be dismayed, be strong and of good courage: for thus shall the LORD do to all your enemies against whom ye fight.

I'm not a particularly religious person but this quote is relevant this week. Top of the table clash this week and we're the team on top. We're the ones in the stronger position. WE are the team to beat.

Plus with Jazz Hands passing the ball in the opposite direction to which everyone keeps asking it for, then at the very least we'll just confuse our opposition!!

Badgers spread TB...and score goals!

According to the government's chief scientific adviser, badgers should be culled to stop the spread of bovine TB. Well not ours!!

The only thing our badger spread was the ball and Worksop's defence!

So we remain at the top of the table, despite Soar Valley's withdrawal from the league, and despite our failings when it comes to directions. The next away match is Leicester Uni and I got lost going there last year. It's a good job I might be away that weekend!

PS I knew I shouldn't have had that pizza last night. The cheese must have influenced my dreams cause at one stage I was driving down the motorway and a badger (one of the black and white ones!) raised his paw and said 'hello'.