Only two things are certain in life...taxes and Death!

Did you see Death on the pitches last week?

At least I think it was Death. He was a large bloke, but he was all dressed in white which was confusing. He was running up and down the pitch shouting "Come on Newark!!" which was also confusing.

But in my eyes it must have been Death as he had a large scythe and was cutting down anything in his path.......sticks, legs and green cards!!