The Zippy Diary

Well Bungle was left crying into his pukka pie after Newark easily saw off Derby Asterdale on Saturday. Bungle unfortunately was not around to see Newark all but wrap the game up by half time. Derby did create a lot of chances but where wasteful to say the least and the game finished 4:1 in Newark's favour


Goals for Newark came form:
Matt 2
Steve 1
Robbin 1

In other news:

The two umpires from the match have been asked to umpire upcoming internationals (or perhaps not)

Alex has had to re-mortgage his mums house to pay of his fines

for letting in a goal Newark keeper Brian has had his left index finger removed with a rusty razor

Newark may need ice skates this Saturday as freezing temperatures and snow are predicted for Newark's penultimate match before the Christmas break.

And

Unfortunately Matt wont be available for Newark's forthcoming match against Derwent as his Thia bride Ting Ting is whisking him off to the ballet, opera or High School Musical (well something like that)