"Bungle here, unfortunately due to my association with our next opponents i will be unable to comment on the forthcoming match. I will be handing over to my good friend Zippy". 
Important information about Zippy
Born 1972 Age: 36
What does he know about hockey? Nothing
Friends:
George (The gay one)
Bungle (The tall fat one)
Zippy has just come out of rehab where he was being treated for a serious crack addiction, those long hours on the set of rainbow really took it out of him.
After being sued by Sheikh Abdulla Bin Hamad Bin Isa Al-Khalifa, strapped for cash Michael Jackson is rumoured to be lining up Zippy to duet on his next album, however Zippy is denying the story saying he is committed to the Men's 2's for at least the next week but after that it is a possibility.
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