Lets see how many Lion puns i can get into this.
Saturday 8th November saw the visit of Northampton Lions to the zoo that is the Magnus Sports Center. Northampton got off to a roaring start overwhelming there pray who started the match like wounded gazelle. This led to a 3:1 lead going into the break. With Craig away on his How to add up using a calculator course. The half time team talk was left to the far more inspirational Lowth the result saw Newark produce the Lion hearted spirit that they lacked in the first half and like Richard I on one of his crusade Newark clawed through the oppositions defence to bring the math back to 3:3, leaving Northampton licking their wounds.
The goals came from stand in captain Robbin Lowth, Sam Smith and Matt 'Bangkok chick boy' Hammond who was also named man of the match. "I hear Matt has dedicated his performance to the crack team of lawyers the club paid to get him released from a Thia prison that he had found himself incarcerated in after what can only be described as unknown misdemeanors while on holiday. All i know is it involved straws a bucket and a rather well endowed blond girl (or at least that's what he thought).
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